1. Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
    2. Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
    3. Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
    4. Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
     
  1. That akward moment…

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez)

     

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    "why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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    (Source: sherlocksmyth, via anemotionallyunstablecreature)

     
  3. Cuando mi novio se va al cine o a una fiesta con sus amigos. hahaha

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez)

     
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  6. Incluso los nopales del Starbucks de palmas tienen amiguitos 👋❤️

     
  7. El ❤️ @pedroarnau

     
  8. UMA

     
  9. Parcelas en Hidalgo